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(I thought this might bring a few chuckles, it came off my website) "Bigfoot Lives in Georgia" Ron Kinard (c) 2005 did you hear that noise outside? is it possibly a crook? do I need to call the Sheriff? have you got the nerve to look? could it be an animal marauding in the trash or is it just a burglar wanting to steal my cash? something walked by my window OH MY GOSH! it's big and hairy it isn't a Gnome or Toll and it's certainly not a Fairy whatever it is, it's ten feet tall it's too big to be an ape I should get my camera, but I'm out of video tape it stopped, just for a moment it paused, and peered inside I almost wet my britches there was no place I could hide for a minute, our eyes met it was such a sight to see the illusive "Missing Link" was face to face with me our minds, they flowed together until I wished I had a gun with a startled look, he whispered now it's time for me to run it's a once in a lifetime experience it's too big to be believed it's unfortunate, that he left as for me, I'm so relieved no matter how long you live you'll think"you've seen it all before" there's nothing as shocking as this to find a Bigfoot outside your door I'd heard he's been around here he was seen in a community as with all the sightings, before tonight he has complete immunity the local newspapers reported he was in Newnan the other day with a brief description and a laugh was about all that they could say he was seen over in "th' hood" at a neighbor's, in the back was it a deceptive shadow, or was the witness smoking crack? if, by chance, you see him don't scare him, he'll run away then, you can only wish he'll be back again, someday I hope you'll alert the State Patrol don't bother the Canadian Mounty Bigfoot was seen in South Georgia, and he's residing here in Heard County |
